A Machu Pichu llama

Cultural war with Llamas

Here’s a Llama. Not quite as cute as their close cousin, the Alpaca.

You know I saw a damn Llama walk right up to a little child and kick her in the face. I tell you, llamas are sketchy critters….probably grumpy from over 500 years of indentured service, and all for a few bites of Alfalfa.

Now Alpacas are much happier critters. All they want to do is give you sweaters and funny hats. They are such docile beasts. As Spanish conquistadors soon learned, if you’re cruel to an Alpaca and hurt its feelings, it’ll just sit down and die. But not llamas, they kick children.

I really think that we’re at cultural war with Llamas.